You Got What Grade?!!?

They’re the big kids now. No more cushy, bendable rules. No more rainbows and butterflies.

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I Once met a Lady with Pink Hair

It’s not a mid-life crisis. If it were, I’d be driving around in an orange Chevy Camaro.

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Freaking Amazing!

Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? That brain scan is freaking amazing!

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My Heart was in Third-Grade Today

I woke up 30 minutes before my alarm this morning which was a dark and too early 5:30 a.m. Never, over the summer, would I have done this!

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A Love Child called Gibberish

It’s like I dropped it somewhere back last year and kept moving forward without remembering to run back and get it.

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No Vacancy

Call me what you will…brute, barbarian, not-a-bird-lover…. That’s fair.

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Backyard Bunting

As if the bunting in my house that I’ve thrown together since becoming the proud owner of a sewing machine isn’t enough, I decided that it was extremely necessary for me to have one adorn our backyard pergola.

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Today, I Become an Actual Writer

Today was a long time coming. I finally sat down to compose a bunch of words that come from the thoughtful and emotional side of my brain that I one day soon would hope to turn into a book.

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Mom, What’s a Wedgie?

It could have been much worse. It could have been a really bad word. Or gesture. It was really bad. But not the worst.

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For a Friend

At what age do our motherly neuroses become an embarrassment to our children? I’m asking for a friend.

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